parents: i want the truth
me: *tells truth*
parents: nope youre lying wrong answer
*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING
Think about that
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
i wanted to find more of those pics of dan walking dogs
so i googled dan radcliffe dogs
this wasnt what i meant
you know what upsets me
bunnies have tons of sex
like supposedly always humping right
but does that affect how we look at bunnies?
do we still think bunnies are cute af?
do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?
treat people like bunnies ok
this has been a psa
"u missed di schoo bus eh?"
"find a wey ti schoo den"
Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child
omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday
I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS
WE HAVE A UNIFORM
Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.
He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”
sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget